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Beating the walking death note by note

So now you're feeling kind of stressed because of the zombie killing feast you had last night, right? DON'T WORRY! I have the ultimate solution for you!

WHAT COULD IT BE? You might be wondering. Well, music is the answer. Believe it or not, music therapy is one of the newest anti stress therapies in our zombified society.


HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Actually, it's not something that should surprise you. Don't you feel better when you hear your favorite song playing on the radio? Well, music therapy works in a similar way.

Music therapists claim that this technique must be adapted to every pacient. They have to consider people's physical and emotional needs in order to help them to improve their behavior, social and communicative skills among other things.

IS THAT ALL? No! Of course that's not all! Recently a group of junkies musicians have found one of the most effective and non violent solutions for the "zombie problem". And yes! It includes music therapy. Please watch this video in order to learn more about it.

What to do if a zombie bites you

Oh no! They've got my brain!!

FAIL

Watch out fellows!! The inmates are infected!!!

First time I saw this video I just couldn't believe it. It's so amazing the way they're organized... I mean, I'm sure if here at the University someone ask us to do this we would just FAIL, but these inmates do the whole thing perfectly!

I really admire the people who believed in these convicts and gave them the opportunity to show their talent to the entire world. That makes me think rehab is an actual option to bring them back to society.



P.S. This is the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Philipines.

The Outbreak Jukebox

What about some music while we paciently wait for the apocalypse?

The band that I'm introducing to you now is called Gogol Bordello. They're a group of very weird excentric pirates musicians from many parts of the world, very talented I'd say but... I'll let you decide by yourselves.

What to do in a zombie attack?

I'm sure many of you guys are wondering "what should I do first if one morning I wake up and I find a bunch of zombies trying to eat my family?" Well, I'm glad to tell you that I've done a lot of research, and I've found this brand new video from Lone Bannana Productions.

Please pay attention carefully and follow all the instructions in order to beat the undead menace.